Have Armpit Juice Will Travel

On The Road Again....Willie Nelson, who knew your song would be my signature song. However, there is another song that may be moving this song into second place - Red Solo Cup. On my way back to Saskatchewan, I stopped in at Chris Jobe's and gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a couple of bottles of wine - which unfortunately passed on during the wee hours of the morning. We gave a valiant effort in any case. Once again, it was an evening of talking dogs, planning which trials to attend, and discussions of what our long term plans would be - which turned out to be dogs and trials. I do believe I have found a travelling partner to go to Kingston this year to the Canadians - Ontario, look out - hide your wine. A quick sleep was had, in which I just about got smothered by a cat, and realized the buzzing in the head wasn't caused by a hangover but by the motor of said cat. There was a cup of Java and a quick work with Mitch on the rams before I headed back to Saskatchewan. Before the final trek, I went back into Medicine Hat to fix a slow leak on a tire, and picked up my vacuum cleaner that was fixed (now I have no excuse for not doing housework). As well, I prayed to the Automobile Gods - Dora the Explorer had a burp. I was going to stop at a liquor store before I left to ensure my emergency kit was stocked up - blanket, candle and wine - because believe me there would have been some whining from me if Dora's transmission petered out.
I got home with no problems, and said hello to the menagerie that I had left a month ago. Little do they know I would be turning around in a couple of days to go back to Alberta to work one more week. This time I will be taking the dog trailer - loading a few more dogs to take back with me who will be finding new homes along the way. I must remember to take their tags off so they can't be traced back to me.
I will also be bringing a red solo cup - let's have a party!