Thursday, May 12, 2011

John Daly Have You Lost Something

I have decided I am going to move my carcass more these days, the winter has been a very long one, and I am fearful to wear my shorts (though it won't stop me from doing so). So this morning I thought I would start my day with a walk with my dogs. The hotel we stay at is basically on the outskirts of Wetaskiwin, and we see a few seedy types during the week. I am afraid Lysterine is a favorite drink of some of the Hobema residents - great teeth but not so great livers. So I took the hounds out this morning, and in the ditch I thought I saw the remains of an Indian burial ground, but instead I find a full set of golf clubs in a bag - they were even balls, tees and socks for the drivers. So John Daly, if you have lost your clubs - contact me - you'll find me on the golf course.
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  1. Jenny GlenMay 12, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    I just heard that Tiger pulled out of the current tourney that he is in. Maybe he got rid of his clubs.

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  2. AnonymousMay 13, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Now that you have your OWN set of clubs, may I suggest a driving range practice run at lunch hour? For me....the mini putt. Yes, you are far superior on the green. Was it the tartan clad knickers you were sporting? I must say, I have to look into a pair of those!

    I noticed you left your clubs behind this week while you are in Kentucky. I will keep them warm until our next trip to the links. Until then they will make nice cattle herding sticks in the large animal ward.

    Seriously; I wish you all the luck at your trial this up-coming week!

    ~Shawna

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